if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women
do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show
i do now
Emma Stone by Craig McDean for Vogue US May issue
The Shield + Creampuff
William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs